Apologies that that one is on Dean again.
Sam and Dean are both having a beer in a bar as they are relaxing from a hunt.
Eventually a guy walks into the bar with a box. He sits down, opens the box and out pops a Leprechaun. The man tells the bartender, “I want a Rolling Rock and a Purple Nurple for my buddy here.”
Dean slaps Sam for his attention and smiles. “See! Told you Leprechauns do exist!”
Sam watches in disbelief as the Leprechaun drinks his shot, then starts running towards them sitting at the end of the bar end. He spits in Dean’s face, then runs back. Dean looks surprised and Sam looks equally confused.
The guy with the box says, “I’ll have another Rolling Rock and another Purple Nurple for my buddy here.”
After the Leprechaun drinks his shot, he again runs to the end of the bar and spits it in Dean’s face, then dashes back. Sammy can’t help the giggling; Dean looks like thunder “What the f…” and wipes the Purple off his face.
The guy with the box orders another beer for himself and another shot for the Leprechaun. Again, after the Leprechaun drinks his shot, he runs down to the end of the bar. But this time Dean is waiting for him and he grabs the Leprechaun and holds him in the air, little legs kicking about.
Dean says, “If you spit in my face one more time, I swear I’m going to cut your little pecker off.”
“Leprechauns don’t have peckers!” the little guy squeaks.
Dean looks confused then finds his words again, “If you don’t have peckers, then how do you pee?”
“By spitting,” says the Leprechaun.
-rewritten and posted by Nana-
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