Number 1
He does not have fans, or friends, but MINIONS…
…one splinter group is called “BMR-British Minion Resistance”
Number 2
During a recent visit of Great Britain he was held captive and tortured by the Queen…
…he was reportedly tortured by the Queen Majesty with “Tea with NO biscuit!”
Number 3
He has been to Stonhenge, England ONCE…
…and we are not sure he is allowed to ever return.
Number 4
He fell off his bike in a freak accident he calls “my research accident”…
…when he tried to “infiltrate an ER” in an attempt to help Barrack Obama revamp the rotten US Health care system.
Number 5
He did NOT suffer any permanent damage from this accident…
…and he was given a replacement bike by his faithful Minions.
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