We’re pretty sure that Sam was named after his maternal grandfather, Samuel, while Dean was named after his maternal grandmother, Deanna (ain’t that a kick in the pants?).

We know that even if Dean hadn’t broken all Guidelines of Time and Space Episodes and told his own dad to buy the Impala, John still would have bought her. We just know she would have come to him some other way. We do. Stop doing paradox stuff with my head.

But what about those other niggling questions?

How does Dean always manage to have his hair the same (in this blogger’s humble opinion, too-short) length? Does he get a trim every time he stops somewhere, in case the next town doesn’t have a barber’s?
And on the subject of hair, does Sam get his trimmed to keep it just that kinda shaggy student length? Or has it stopped growing cos HE NEVER EATS?
Who does Pamela’s nails?
Does Bobby actually make money from his breaker’s business?
Does Castiel wear Brooks Brothers’ shoes?
Does Dean empty the back seat of all those screwed-up foil packets and waxed paper wrappers that used to contain semi-edible substances before he got his nose in the bag? Before he needs the back seat for other activities?
If the Impala has license plates (even on the front, which apparently is completely unnecessary for Kansas), who buys the new one every year? And under whose name is she registered? Mr Bert Aframian? Or his son Hector?

Answers on a postcard, anyone. Please. Especially the one about the back seat.

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